I Simon Christopher Cooper, take you, Alina Louise Coppell to be my lawfully wedded wife, my best friend and occasional weekend tennis partner,
for richer (if we win the lottery) and poorer (after you’ve been shoe shopping)
during my man-flu and your health.
I promise to love, honour and cherish you, guard you from bruises and remind you to breath when you’re telling me about your day.
I promise to love you more each day than the previous and will strive each day to help make your dreams come true.
This I vow to you.